Episode 1

S5E01 - "Yes, Then Zero"

Season five of Gossip Girl kicks off with motorcycle crashes, royal power plays, anonymous literary leaks, and a pregnancy bombshell that shakes the Upper East Side.

Leif (your seasoned GG veteran) and Steve (still processing the chaos in real time) break down the premiere episode inspired by Less Than Zero — and yes, we absolutely spiral about timelines, royal traditions, and dumpster-dived pregnancy tests.

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Transcript
Leif:

I get the notion of wanting to wear your mother's

Leif:

wedding dress at your wedding. Yeah, but wanting

Leif:

your bride to wear your mother's dress.

Steve:

Yeah. Little weird. Weird. Super weird. Super

Steve:

weird. No. I want you to wear the dress I was

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conceived in.

Leif:

Hey, Upper east siders and all you scandal loving

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listeners out there, you just tuned in to the non

Leif:

judging breakfast pod where the coffee is strong,

Leif:

the waffles are fresh, and the gossip is hotter

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than ever. My name is Leif and I'm your seasoned

Leif:

Gossip Girl veteran.

Steve:

And I'm Steve. The newbie, the greenhorn, the

Steve:

rookie, the. I don't know, Leif. What are we now

Steve:

that we are kicking off season five?

Leif:

I'm not sure where you are on the social

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hierarchy, but you'd be perfect as a kid from the

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east coast with a political family who's

Leif:

constantly manipulated while trying to keep

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everyone around him happy.

Steve:

Well, in that case, all I can say is yes,

Leif:

sounds good.

Steve:

So here's the deal, folks. Leaf has been watching

Steve:

Gossip Girl since it first aired and I'm tuning in

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for the very first time. And together we're your

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dynamic duo, bringing you all the drama, romance,

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and sometimes questionable fashion choices of this

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iconic 2007 series.

Leif:

Bring your magnifying glasses because each week

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we're dissecting every juicy detail of the show

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one episode at a time. We'll connect the dots,

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uncover those sneaky little Easter eggs, and of

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course serve up some piping hot behind the scenes

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tea. And expect some iconic phantom moments too,

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because what's a deep dive without a little drama?

Steve:

And since we are all about inclusivity here at the

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non judging breakfast pod, there is always a seat

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for you at the non judging breakfast table. So go

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ahead and grab your mimosa, a cup of coffee or get

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something with Nate's card and let's go ahead and

Steve:

get into this.

Leif:

And ah, welcome to season five. We did have a

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couple comments from the end of the last season.

Steve:

What is it now?

Leif:

On episode both from Spotify. mal, on episode 20

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commented the scene where Chuck crashes the party

Leif:

is so hard to watch. For me, I think Blake Lively

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actually does a really good job acting job there

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when she's trying to get Chuck not to ruin it.

Leif:

Which is why it pisses me off even more that they

Leif:

had her say that what he did was romantic. True

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character assassination of Serena.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, great point. Yeah, great point.

Steve:

Because she does try to stop the whole thing and

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then defends it knowing it was ridiculous.

Leif:

And then on episode 22, Eden commented sharing

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her, Knowledge of the Jewish heritage with us. She

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said usually the bar Mitzvah ceremony happens at

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Saturday morning service. It can happen at night

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though, but the actual party is very commonly held

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at night, especially for rich kids. The common

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thing would be to have the family at the services

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and then the friends and family at a massive

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wedding sized party that. That night. Lol.

Steve:

Yep, that. Okay, that scam.

Leif:

That makes sense.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Yeah, I just felt like late for a kid's party

Leif:

because, like, at the end of like the adult party.

Steve:

Right. Yeah, yeah. Robin actually had, and this is

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like one of those, sort of Jewish trivia things.

Steve:

Robin had a Benet Mitzvah because she has a twin

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brother. And so a, b. Mitzvah is when you have

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twins of opposite sex that have their bar mitzvah.

Steve:

Bat Mitzvah.

Leif:

I did not know that. Yeah, the more you know, that

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is it for comments for now, but you can send us

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more stuff. you can comment on Spotify, you can

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leave a review on Apple podcasts, you can write us

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on non, judging breakfast podmail.com and we will

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read your comments on the show.

Leif:

We are here though, to talk about the season

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premiere. Season five, episode one. Yes, then

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zero. Original air date was September 26, 2011 and

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the title was based on the movie slash book Less

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Than Zero.

Steve:

Yes, I have not seen it. I know of the movie.

Leif:

I've read the book.

Steve:

Yeah, I've neither.

Leif:

It is starring our old friend Andrew.

Steve:

Andrew McCarthy. Yes, I did. I did know that. That

Steve:

it was, Is it also. Is it Stoltz? Is it him and

Steve:

Eric Stoltz?

Leif:

Robert Daddy Jr. Oh, and Jamie Gertz is the

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female. Female lead. Okay, now this is like at

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least three movies that I know of. They're based

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on Brett Easton Alice books, which they don't

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necessarily. The movies don't necessarily share a

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cinematic universe, but the. All his books do

Leif:

share a literary universe. They all have little

Leif:

connections in them.

Steve:

Oh, that's cool.

Leif:

So three movies. I know. So Less than Zero, but

Leif:

also American Psycho. that's probably the most

Leif:

popular one. And also the Rules of Attraction.

Steve:

Okay, I've heard of it, but so

Leif:

Patrick Bateman, the main character in American

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Psycho, is brother to the main character in Rules

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of Attraction, Sean Bateman.

Steve:

Oh, okay.

Leif:

Played by Dawson's Creek's James Vanderbeek. Oh,

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this episode was written by our good friend Joshua

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Saffron. His fourth straight season premiere. Yep,

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I will spoil. He will not be writing the season

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finale, though. Oh, so he's written a Lot of

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episodes. I'll, name some highlights. Bad news

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blares, 17 candles, high society, New Haven can

Leif:

Wait, Magnificent Archibalds. You got Yale. Like I

Leif:

said, four straight season premiere. Also did

Leif:

season two, three and four premieres and finales.

Leif:

I should say you did a couple

Steve:

Thanksgiving ones too, right?

Leif:

Magnus Archibald was one of them. And also he did

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the Treasure of Serena Madre, which was season

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three. And also I think what was the best episode

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of season four, which is gaslit.

Steve:

Mm,

Leif:

M. And the episode was directed by the pilot

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maker, Mark Pizarski.

Steve:

Okay.

Leif:

This is his third season premiere that he's done

Leif:

of the show. He also did the backdoor pilot for

Leif:

Valley, Girls.

Steve:

Oh, right.

Leif:

But also did the first season Thanksgiving

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episode. Yeah. He also did Treasure of Serena

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Madre with Joshua Safran. And yeah, like I said,

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this is third. He did the season one and the

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season four and now the season five premieres. And

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also so like the season before premiere where it

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was like a double episode. He also does this one

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and the next episode.

Steve:

Oh, okay. Yeah. All of the season premieres tend

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to be two parters. They tend to be. You're away

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from at least since the first one. Since the first

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one. Season two on it always seems to be a, we're

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not in New York for an episode and then we're

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returning to New York for an episode which this,

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of course, we have some in New York, but we have

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others not in New York.

Leif:

So we got some, returning guest stars. Hugo Becker

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as Louis, Margaret Collins as Eleanor. Ethan Peck

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as Marshall, Joanne Holly as Princess Sophie, Jay

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McElron as, Jeremiah Harris. And then we get some,

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new guest stars. Elizabeth Hurley as mysterious

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Woman. Michael Bichell as Jane. Brian J. Smith as

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Max. So obviously everyone knows who Elizabeth

Leif:

Hurley is, I would think. Michael Michelle, who

Leif:

plays Jane, been a lot of TV. She did 55 episodes

Leif:

of ER.

Steve:

Wow.

Leif:

Brian J. Smith, who plays Max at the final scene

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of, the episode. Been in like 40 episodes of TV

Leif:

including Stargate Atlantis. M. And then, we had

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Zoe Bell also in here. And until I had done my

Leif:

notes for this episode, I always thought she was

Leif:

playing herself. She is a stunt performer

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coordinator, but apparently she has a character

Leif:

named Ally.

Steve:

Oh, okay, that's really funny.

Leif:

But she's basically playing herself.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Because she is a somewhat, ah, well known longtime

Leif:

stunt coordinator performer in Hollywood.

Steve:

okay, that makes more sense as to the casting

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because it's like, why is Chuck just all of a

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sudden like all about this stunt coordinator out

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of nowhere.

Leif:

But why don't you go ahead and read us that

Leif:

Vulture recap.

Steve:

Summer is over and on last night's season five

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premiere of Gossip Girl, we got to see how our

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favorite Upper east siders used the last few

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months of permanent vacation to grow and change.

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Serena's internship on a Los Angeles movie set has

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led her to believe that she transformed herself in

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an it girl to a working girl. And although she has

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taken to covering her boobs with chunky necklaces,

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her obliviousness to the double meaning of her own

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comment lets us know she is still the same person

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on the inside. Meanwhile, Chuck has discovered a

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new life philosophy called simply yes that allows

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him to take all opportunities that present

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themselves to which so far seem to include

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pleasuring pairs of twins with orchids, wearing

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debonair scarves, and engaging in wildly self

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destructive behavior. So, same as his old

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philosophy then. Nate seems a little hazy on his

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storyline until he meets a cougar grifter and

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remembers that's the kind of thing he's into.

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Blair may soon be undergoing a change that no

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amount of chunky necklaces can hide, and Gossip

Steve:

Girl, for her part, got a new aerial camera and

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insisted on showing us a bunch of upside down

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shots that made us nauseous. I didn't catch that.

Leif:

Neither did I.

Leif:

So got a little bit of sad news on the Vulture

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front. I clicked on the season five tab and

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realized immediately there's no tab for season

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six. Oh, and the last what they do is season five

Leif:

of episode 11. Wow.

Steve:

So there's only 10 more of these Vulture reports.

Leif:

Fire Redemptor is a pretty bad episode, so I don't

Leif:

play them.

Steve:

They're just like fuck this.

Leif:

So yeah, I don't necessarily blame them for

Leif:

quitting at that point. So at that point we're

Leif:

going to have to find something new again. We

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start Act 1 without a gossip Girl monologue. We

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open the season with a black and white scene from

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the adaptation of the Beautiful and the Damned. As

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the scene cuts, color floods the screen and we are

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on the set of the movie. Serena is doing her best

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to be a good worker, but is being bullied by

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Marshall, who we met at the end of last season.

Leif:

Before the scene ends, Serena gets a delivery

Leif:

containing an invitation to the royal wedding.

Steve:

Yep. Robin was like, why is she having that

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delivered to the set? Isn't she staying somewhere?

Steve:

And my response was it would be just like Blair to

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hire a process server to go and basically serve

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the paperwork to her friends.

Leif:

Yes. Back in the Hamptons, Dan Is working on his

Leif:

softball game and gets his own invitation

Leif:

delivered by Rufus. We learned that Jenny is going

Leif:

to fashion school in London. Aw, Yay for Jenny.

Steve:

Good, Jenny. Good job, Jenny. And since when is

Steve:

Dan into sports? I know there's that point that he

Steve:

is into soccer because it was beneficial to Blair.

Leif:

Well, it was the writers versus artists game. Oh,

Leif:

if you read the shirts.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, that's. That is true. Now you know,

Steve:

I'm a huge baseball fan, and I'll watch any

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baseball. And that's a game I'd love to see. The

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writers versus the artists.

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Chuck rides up to a yacht on a red sports bike

Leif:

where Nate is lounging. Nate has received

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invitations addressed to both himself and Chuck,

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but hides them before Chuck can see what they are.

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Chuck wonders why Nate hasn't been hooking up with

Leif:

anyone before taking two blonde twins into the

Leif:

ship's cabin.

Steve:

Nate's just, Nate's just getting along for

Steve:

himself. That's all.

Leif:

Yeah, the first I. I watched, See, I. I bet I

Leif:

wasn't staring at their faces. but then as they

Leif:

walked away, I noticed they were wearing the same

Leif:

bathing suit. So I rewound it. And I think. I

Leif:

mean, I think we're supposed to at least think

Leif:

they're twins. I'm not sure if they actually are.

Leif:

If they just look alike.

Steve:

Yeah, I got the impression that we're

Leif:

supposed to think they're twins, which kind of

Leif:

gross. But.

Steve:

Yeah, it's so funny because, like, especially

Steve:

growing up in, like, 80s 90s with, like, the hair

Steve:

bands that you hear them brag about, like. Yeah,

Steve:

and then we had, like, this mother daughter duo,

Steve:

and it's like, that's disgusting. Why would you

Steve:

want to be in a threesome with two people that

Steve:

are. That are incestuous? Like, if they've gotten

Steve:

that far, like, gross.

Leif:

Have you seen the show Love? on Netflix?

Steve:

Not enough of it. Only, like, the first or second.

Leif:

What happens in the first episode where he. He's,

Leif:

like, hanging out with these two women. He thinks

Leif:

they're just friends, and they go back to his. His

Leif:

room, and they're about to have sex, and then they

Leif:

reveal that they're sisters. Oh, he totally freaks

Leif:

out.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah.

Leif:

And they're like, what's wrong? Good show, though.

Leif:

I like that show.

Steve:

Yeah.

Steve:

I remember you saying that Blair and

Leif:

Louis have just gotten back to the Waldorf

Leif:

apartment After spending the summer in the royal

Leif:

palace having lots of sex. Blair has apparently

Leif:

been putting off telling her parents something, so

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Louis bribes her with a very expensive piece of

Leif:

jewelry to get her to leave the bedroom. As the

Leif:

scene ends with Louis reassuring Blair, we also

Leif:

hear Eleanor in another room, upset about wedding

Leif:

planning issues.

Steve:

In this scene, we also have the setup of Louis is

Steve:

going to this big family event that Blair, his

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fiance, can't go to because they aren't married

Steve:

yet.

Leif:

Yes. only royals are allowed to. Only royals are

Leif:

allowed to attend something called the general

Leif:

Assembly.

Steve:

To a thing called the general Assembly. Yes. And

Steve:

also, it reminds me of Sophie telling Blair, like,

Steve:

oh, you know what? I can work some magic and get

Steve:

you and still get him his crown. So, yeah, you

Steve:

guys can get married and he'll still be a prince,

Steve:

because really, it's arbitrary. Yeah. Ah, you

Steve:

could have done that, the whole time.

Leif:

It's tradition, but there's no. It's not law.

Leif:

Right.

Steve:

So all of these things you could have done the

Steve:

whole time, you're just making a bigger deal of it

Steve:

to specifically gatekeep Blair. Like, fuck both of

Steve:

you.

Leif:

It's just to drive the plot.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something had to.

Leif:

Serena is visiting with Nate on the yacht, and we

Leif:

learn that Chuck won it in a poker game from

Leif:

Allegro Versace. Chuck emerges from the bedroom

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and surprises Serena with his new cheery attitude.

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He explains this all thanks to his new life

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philosophy that he learned from a Jim Carrey

Leif:

movie. Then Chuck gives Serena some positive

Leif:

career advice to assert herself if she wants to be

Leif:

taken seriously. The yes man came out pretty close

Leif:

to this episode, I think.

Steve:

Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. And so this is

Steve:

Serena and. And Nate hanging out with Chuck. It

Steve:

was nice how Chuck greeted Serena that.

Leif:

Like, it was like, hey, sis, how's it going? Yeah.

Steve:

Yeah. Like, it was nice to see these three being

Steve:

the childhood friends that they are without any

Steve:

other bullshit baggage.

Leif:

And Chuck not being gross for once.

Steve:

Yeah, and Chuck not being gross. Yeah, it was

Steve:

impressive.

Leif:

Back at the softball game, Dan learns Vanity Fair

Leif:

is running a chapter from his book from his old

Leif:

mentor, Jeremiah Harris.

Steve:

Yeah, it sounded just like your stuff, but,

Steve:

better. But better. And, you know, the character's

Steve:

name had your initials, so I thought I'd bring it

Steve:

up to you. Everyone's read it. How has everybody

Steve:

read this? If it's going to be. If it hasn't been

Steve:

published yet, like, this anonymous author.

Leif:

I guess everyone's wondering who it is. They

Leif:

probably just shared it around and see if anyone

Leif:

could figure out who it was.

Steve:

Someone did. Yep.

Leif:

Blair, Louis, Sophie, and Eleanor are discussing

Leif:

wedding planning. And Sophie's royal traditions

Leif:

are bulldozing all over Blair's personal taste and

Leif:

when she looks to Louie for support, he just bows

Leif:

to mommy. Dorota is delivering a tray of drinks

Leif:

and sees a Gossip Girl blast about fighting the

Leif:

pregnancy test in the dumpster outside the

Leif:

building. Dorota thinks the blast must be about

Leif:

Blair, so pushes Blair to drink alcohol, which she

Leif:

declines, which also, at the

Steve:

same time, Dorota knows it's about her.

Leif:

Yeah. Yeah. I don't. I don't get. Why does she

Leif:

test Blair?

Steve:

Yeah, Yeah, I thought that was weird because I

Steve:

called from the beginning that it was Dorota.

Steve:

Like, I didn't think it was her. Blair. Anyway,

Steve:

so, yeah, for Dorota to then test her, I thought

Steve:

was weird. the other thing. Why can't you have a

Steve:

bouquet of peonies and carnations? Why can't both

Steve:

fly? Why can't you? Isn't marriage all about

Steve:

melding traditions together? Why can't you have a

Steve:

bunch of.

Leif:

Also, why the fuck does it even matter? Yeah, Let

Leif:

the bride decide.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Plot, plot, we switch back to Chuck, Sarita, and

Leif:

Nate celebrating on the yacht. And Sarita also

Leif:

mentions going sober over the summer. The show

Leif:

really stretching, though. Which one is this is

Leif:

pregnant as far as it can possibly go.

Steve:

Yeah, because they hand the. They go to hand the

Steve:

champagne to her as well, and she's like, oh, no,

Steve:

no, I'm sober in Cal. California sober.

Leif:

Yeah, well, she said LA lifestyle, which is that

Leif:

the same thing as California? It's funny because,

Leif:

like means smoking lots of weed.

Steve:

Yeah, smoking weed and not drinking.

Leif:

Not drinking and not doing hard drugs. But you're

Leif:

still smoking lots of weed. Yeah, lots of weed and

Leif:

gummies and all that good stuff. But yes, they're

Leif:

really stretching this. Which one is pregnant as

Leif:

far.

Leif:

And then this is the Gossip World blast, which is

Leif:

kind of red over both the last two scenes due to a

Leif:

reader's dumpster dive outside a well known fifth

Leif:

Avenue pre war. It appears someone we know and

Leif:

love is in the family way. So this is your humble

Leif:

Gossip Girl issuing an APPB who could the mother

Leif:

of our next scandal be? Now, this makes me wonder.

Leif:

I. I've always been calling this an apartment. Is

Leif:

this. Do they own the whole building? Is this a

Leif:

townhouse?

Steve:

The. The Waldorfs? I always thought it was a

Steve:

penthouse.

Leif:

That's right. I've always called an apartment.

Leif:

Yeah, but are there no other people in this

Leif:

building? Because it's outside. and which one of

Leif:

the Gossip Girl type readers is diving in?

Steve:

Dumpsters. Yeah,

Leif:

and then also, Blair calls down later for a cab.

Leif:

She's like, call down For a cab, which implies a

Leif:

doorman.

Steve:

Right. There's an elevator to get into the

Leif:

apartment, which you wouldn't have at a townhouse.

Steve:

Right.

Leif:

So again, I'm confused.

Steve:

Yeah. Well, yeah. It's always been the assumption

Steve:

that they are in. In a townhouse or penthouse or

Steve:

something like that. So the fact that there. That

Steve:

there would be hundreds of other people. What?

Leif:

Not a townhouse.

Steve:

Not a townhouse. But. Yeah. Right, right. But

Steve:

like, like a condo is what I was meant to say.

Leif:

We move into Act 2. Blair calls Serena to complete

Leif:

complain about Louis and Sophie, and we learned

Leif:

that they have managed to keep a regular contact

Leif:

over the summer.

Steve:

Yeah. Adorable. I love that they talked all summer

Steve:

long. Yeah, it was great.

Leif:

But also very contrasting to the fact that Blair

Leif:

and Dan did not talk at all.

Steve:

Yes. Despite having plans to.

Leif:

Yes.

Steve:

They did not.

Leif:

Weird.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Dorota asked Blair if she has seen Gossip Girl

Leif:

recently, and. But Blair doesn't have time for

Leif:

Dorota as she gets a text from Louis.

Steve:

Yeah. And we have the setup here that we see

Steve:

Dorota getting ready to confess. So.

Leif:

Yeah. Chuck and Serena are meeting with Marshall

Leif:

and stunt corner performer Ally, and Chuck goes

Leif:

with Ally to check out the setup of the big stunt

Leif:

they are working on. Nate notes that Marshall is a

Leif:

douchebag before Serena shoves him off to a PA to

Leif:

take him to an audition.

Steve:

First of all, he's Chuck Bass was just fucking

Steve:

perfect. We both lost it when they're like, who

Steve:

are you? He's Chuck Bass. It was. I loved it. It

Steve:

was so good. and then the rest of it, of course,

Steve:

is being the setup for Nate going in one direction

Steve:

and Chuck going in the other. and also really

Steve:

setting up the marshals.

Leif:

Yeah.

Steve:

he's. Yeah, he is as big a. As he is a terrible

Steve:

actor. Like, he. He has cameo.

Leif:

Nepo, baby.

Steve:

Cameo level charisma. Who's.

Leif:

Who.

Steve:

Who is he?

Leif:

We told. I told you the last. Last season. He's

Leif:

Gregory Peck's grandson.

Steve:

Oh, right, right, right. He's terrible.

Leif:

He does have a great voice, though. I'll give him

Leif:

that. Very smooth, deep voice.

Steve:

Yeah. Terrible delivery.

Leif:

Dan, while on the phone with Epperly trying to get

Leif:

more info, returns to the loft with Rufus and

Leif:

finds the manuscript missing. Gabriella also

Leif:

failed to return Rufus's calls, just showing us

Leif:

once again that Vanessa doesn't fall far from the

Leif:

asshole tree. Dan learns from Epperly that Vanity

Leif:

Fair's grading creed, loves the story, but Dan

Leif:

thinks it's only because it's about a celebrity

Leif:

Blair Waldorf, future Princess of Monaco. Dan is

Leif:

going to go get help from the only person who can

Leif:

help him.

Steve:

Yeah, the only person who can help him.

Leif:

Did you thank Louis right away?

Steve:

no.

Leif:

Even though the show tips it off by immediately

Leif:

showing Louis face.

Steve:

Right. So they show him immediately afterwards,

Steve:

which to me, actually threw me off further because

Steve:

it was like, okay, they're just cutting. He's not

Steve:

going right to him.

Leif:

M. So who did you think it was going to be?

Steve:

Oh, I thought it was going to be Gossip Girl.

Leif:

Okay.

Steve:

I. I thought that he was going that. That she was

Steve:

going to somehow do.

Leif:

But why would he need to get up and go to her?

Leif:

Does he know who Gossip Girl is, you think?

Steve:

No, but the writers on this show sometimes will do

Steve:

something like that, like, oh, I better go talk to

Steve:

her. And then.

Leif:

But to me, if it was Gossip Girl, he would have

Leif:

tried it.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah.

Leif:

Any other thoughts it could have been?

Steve:

Yeah, not really, because I just. I. Because I.

Leif:

Because no one else is in town, really, so, yeah,

Leif:

I did.

Steve:

So I figured it was someone just else altogether,

Steve:

like a nub. Bring back another cameo. Because to

Steve:

me, the idea of going to Louis was the dumbest

Steve:

thing. Like, why would he be the one that. Like.

Steve:

Because he's royal.

Leif:

He's not royal here, pally. Worked the.

Steve:

Yeah, but it worked. Well, of course it did. Ah,

Steve:

of fucking course it did.

Leif:

Louis knocks on Blair's bedroom door, and she

Leif:

assumes he is here to apologize, but he is only

Leif:

there to deliver the royal wedding gown. When

Leif:

Blair demands to know Louis will stand up for her,

Leif:

he suddenly grows a backbone and tells Blair to be

Leif:

ready at six. He is about to break the rules and

Leif:

bring her to the general assembly tonight.

Steve:

So there are no real rules here? Like, you're just

Steve:

bringing her. Like, you could have done that from

Steve:

the start. Hey, you know what? I've got this thing

Steve:

tonight, but I'm not supposed to bring you, but

Steve:

I'm going to because I want to. You just gatekeep

Steve:

this shit just to make sure she knows she's not

Steve:

married to you yet.

Leif:

Also, I'm kind of judging Louis here because he

Leif:

should be against her wearing this dress as much

Leif:

as Blair. yeah, I get the notion of wanting to

Leif:

wear your mother's wedding dress at your wedding.

Leif:

Yeah, but wanting your bride to wear your mother's

Leif:

dress?

Steve:

Yeah, Little weird. Weird. Super weird. Super

Steve:

weird. No, I want you to wear the dress I was

Steve:

conceived in.

Leif:

We meet Serena's boss, Jane, who is very impressed

Leif:

with her work on the movie. So Far. But also

Leif:

advises her to be more assertive and not afraid to

Leif:

push Marshall. Jane offers her more

Leif:

responsibility. To which Serena says yes.

Steve:

Yeah. Got to meet Serena's like boss's supervisor.

Steve:

Which is a cool dynamic to introduce.

Leif:

New mentor figure for Serena. Yeah.

Steve:

And it's not a dude. Yeah. And yeah. So hopefully

Steve:

won't try to sleep with her along the way. Of

Steve:

course I'm sure Marshall's going to try to sleep

Steve:

with her at some point. But And she's going to

Steve:

sleep with him because that's.

Leif:

Well, I mean Marshall is only working on the

Leif:

movie. He, she, he doesn't necessarily work for

Leif:

the company.

Steve:

Oh, that's true. I felt like they were trying to

Steve:

set this up like a love interest for Serena.

Leif:

I think they kind of had that thought. But then I

Leif:

think they also realized that he sucks.

Steve:

He's terrible. Like you can't like he's, he is

Steve:

worse than Gabriel. And I feel like Armie Hammer

Steve:

has been acting wise the worst love interest, Ben.

Steve:

I felt like Ben was written worse than he acted.

Steve:

Like I can't really fault everything on that

Steve:

actor.

Leif:

That character is all over the place.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. Because like he did the best he could

Steve:

with what he had. but like this guy is a fucking

Steve:

wet rock.

Leif:

Chuck, against protocol, does the big stunt. Ally

Leif:

runs up and tells him he's about to be in big

Leif:

trouble. But his cavalier attitude and rogish

Leif:

charm win him a date instead.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Chuck was very Han Solo in this episode.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. Right down to like the, the jacket.

Steve:

The jacket, yeah. Chuck.

Leif:

Yeah.

Leif:

But we move into Act 3. Nate is helping Serena

Leif:

knock off items on her to do list, including

Leif:

scoring some medical marijuana. Nate is worn out

Leif:

at 20 and needs to reinvent himself. Serena

Leif:

suggests he start at the party they are on their

Leif:

way to right now.

Steve:

I kinda hated this dialogue where she's like, what

Steve:

do you need it for anyway? You're just on a yacht.

Steve:

They smoke weed all the fucking time. Sir. You

Steve:

smoke weed Sometimes. Serena.

Leif:

Serena is very anti illegal drugs in this episode.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. And like he got his medical card in

Steve:

California because anyone that went to California

Steve:

to stay there for a while got their medical card

Steve:

if they smoked weed. Like why are you judging Nate

Steve:

for having his medical card? He got to go and

Steve:

legally buy weed. And what's really funny is, are

Steve:

they 21 yet? Because he would have to be 21 to get

Steve:

well, I guess. You know what, you don't have to be

Steve:

21 to get your card. If you have certain

Steve:

documentation which he could afford.

Leif:

They're probably both 20 at this point.

Steve:

That's what I was thinking.

Leif:

The strains sounded kind of interesting.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah.

Leif:

The only one that sounded like a real one was

Leif:

Blueberry Headband. But that sounds like a crazy

Leif:

hybrid.

Steve:

Yeah, I was going to say Headband is like both

Steve:

Blueberry and Ed Band, so it would be.

Leif:

Yeah, but Blueberry is typically an indica, and

Leif:

Headband is a sativa, so. Like an old school

Leif:

sativa strand.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, Right. And so it really would be like

Steve:

your true hybrid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Steve:

Because Blueberry is a knockout punch, and

Steve:

Headband is just, like, locked in.

Leif:

Blair comes downstairs wearing another fabulous

Leif:

Oscar Delarata gown with Dota holding the train.

Leif:

Eleanor says she looks lovely, but testing a man

Leif:

is a mistake.

Steve:

I mean, I agree with that.

Leif:

Yeah. Stupid games and tests are stupid.

Steve:

Yep. Yep. This is. You said this is Dorota and

Steve:

Eleanor and Blair, right? Yeah, And Eleanor, when

Steve:

Blair walks off, and Eleanor is like, how. Where

Steve:

does she get it from? M. And Dorota gives her,

Steve:

like. Rolls her eyes and walks away. But the best

Steve:

is that she does it in front of Eleanor, who

Steve:

catches the look and is like. Whose face says,

Steve:

shut the fuck up, Dorota. Who pays your checks?

Steve:

Dorota. it was just, again, one of those fucking

Steve:

classic the acting of Dorota and the acting of

Steve:

Margaret Collins.

Leif:

Dan finds Louis and convinces him to skip his

Leif:

event with Blair to kill the story about Blair.

Steve:

Yeah, you're the only one I could think of. Can

Steve:

you use your royal connections to kill this story?

Leif:

I suppose so.

Steve:

Now, why couldn't Dan just go to the Vanity Fair

Steve:

and be like, this is mine. You may not publish it.

Steve:

I'm the author. It's no longer anonymous. You

Steve:

don't have my permission.

Leif:

Yeah, that would have been the smart thing.

Leif:

Although, how does he prove it? Because he doesn't

Leif:

have the manuscript anymore.

Steve:

Oh, yeah, Vanessa. What a dickhead. Well, and tell

Steve:

me you wrote that on a typewriter, Dan.

Leif:

I'm sure he did, because he's a

Steve:

fucking, pretentious prick. It was in fucking

Steve:

courier type font, if I remember correctly.

Steve:

What A.

Leif:

Chuck is drinking with Allie on his yacht, and

Leif:

they are about to head to the party. Allie

Leif:

suggests taking her truck, as motorcycles can be

Leif:

sketchy on Mulholland Drive. Chuck, agrees at

Leif:

first, but then discovers the poorly hidden

Leif:

invitation and decides instead to live

Leif:

dangerously. In the scene, we also learn the movie

Leif:

star Serena's ex boyfriend, Patrick Robertson has

Leif:

to stay sober or the movie gets shuts down.

Steve:

Yes, yeah, we have that little tidbit thrown in

Steve:

here. a good way to set up the later stuff when he

Steve:

just decides for one. I'm like, so you have two

Steve:

bikes now? You're going to ride your bike? But

Steve:

she's like, no, I have my truck. Okay. But then

Steve:

there's two bikes on this yacht for you guys to.

Steve:

To ride. I also like to live dangerously.

Leif:

I do like the continuity of using Patrick

Leif:

Robertson at the star of the movie, though.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah.

Leif:

Gossip Girl has this quip as we go to the Break

Leif:

sticks and stones may just break bones, but the

Leif:

wounds from words never heal. Especially when the

Leif:

words we hoped we'd never read.

Steve:

Yeah, that one. Come on, Gossip Girl. You can do

Steve:

better.

Leif:

We move into Act 4. Nate and Serena show up at the

Leif:

party and tell Marshall that Serena completed the

Leif:

whole list except for delivering Patrick Roberts

Leif:

to the marijuana she procured. Serena hands

Leif:

Marshall back the tablet with the list, and then

Leif:

he deletes the item about the weed. After, Serena

Leif:

walks away to find Patrick.

Steve:

Yeah, shady dickhead doing shady stuff.

Leif:

As they stroll through the party, Serena tells

Leif:

Nate once again that he has the perfect

Leif:

opportunity to reinvent himself. He does so by

Leif:

employing Chuck's philosophy. When a trio of women

Leif:

approach Nate, assuming he's a celebrity, he also

Leif:

says yes. When asked if this is his house, an

Leif:

older woman, played by Liz Hurley, walks up and

Leif:

shoves the younger woman aside so Nate can take

Leif:

her on a private tour of the house.

Steve:

I really liked Nate in this scene when they're

Steve:

like, are you that guy from the thing? And he's

Steve:

like, yes, and not technically a lie.

Leif:

Yeah, yeah, he is a guy from.

Steve:

He is a guy from a thing. So, yeah, it was. It was

Steve:

just funny, like, his whole leaning into this

Steve:

thing, and then this older woman comes up, which

Steve:

is Nate's kryptonite, and it's like, oh, boy, he's

Steve:

done. And of course, she walks up and asks for the

Steve:

tour, and it's like, this is her house. Yeah, this

Steve:

is obviously her house.

Leif:

Yep.

Steve:

Nate, you dumb sweet boy.

Leif:

Serena finds Patrick and gives him the marijuana.

Leif:

He is surprised and delighted when he heard

Leif:

production okayed it.

Steve:

And she's like, yeah, yeah.

Leif:

I'm confused why Serena, who's been working on

Leif:

this movie all summer in production, doesn't know

Leif:

this big thing?

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Why is this minder following around Patrick all

Leif:

the time? That doesn't really make sense.

Steve:

No, none.

Leif:

Except for Serena's an idiot.

Steve:

Well, which. That has been established canon for

Steve:

quite

Leif:

some time, but it's also been established here

Leif:

that she's been working hard now.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah, working harder, not smarter.

Leif:

But we know that Serena is smart when she tries.

Steve:

Yeah. Yes, we do.

Leif:

An, already late Louis calls Blair and lets her

Leif:

know that something has come up and he won't make

Leif:

it to the gala. When he says he can't elaborate,

Leif:

Blair hangs up and removes the necklace Louis gave

Leif:

her, then tells Dorota to call down for a cab.

Leif:

Now, did you predict where she was going to go to?

Steve:

I'll be honest. I don't remember if I predicted it

Steve:

or if I just knew it the second time, But I did

Steve:

get the sense there's only one person here.

Steve:

There's only one person in New York right now to

Steve:

go to.

Leif:

Nate is giving the mysterious woman a tour of his

Leif:

house by continuing to say yes to everything. This

Leif:

leads to her inviting him into the bedroom for

Leif:

presumably wild sex. Nate does the double fist

Leif:

pump.

Steve:

I love when she's pointing out the art, and she's

Steve:

like, oh, is this so and so? Yes. Or is it this

Steve:

person?

Leif:

Yes. How did you know?

Steve:

It's just. It's so great. Cause it's so classic

Steve:

Nate to just take that directive so literally that

Steve:

when you are caught in a lie, you just double

Steve:

down. Yep. We're not here to improv. We're here to

Steve:

say yes.

Leif:

Serena is talking to the musicians scoring the

Leif:

movie, but becomes distracted when she sees

Leif:

Marshall and a woman from the insurance company

Leif:

holding the container of weed and arguing. She

Leif:

goes over and quickly realizes that Marshall set

Leif:

her up.

Steve:

I was kind of wondering if that was a cameo.

Leif:

It was.

Steve:

It was.

Leif:

that was the indie pop duo Jenny and Johnny, Jenny

Leif:

Lewis and Jonathan Rice. And their song is

Leif:

actually featured in the episode in the scene

Leif:

where Nate goes back to get his phone.

Steve:

Oh, that's cool. Have they done other scores?

Leif:

No idea. Yeah. Serena quickly figures out that

Leif:

Marshall.

Steve:

Yeah, that Marshall set her up. Yeah, that

Steve:

Marshall set her up. And is this where she calls

Steve:

him on it?

Leif:

No.

Steve:

Okay.

Leif:

She gets a look to the camera like, oh. GT rises.

Steve:

Whack. Yeah.

Leif:

Dan is surprised to see Blair in her beautiful

Leif:

gown show up at the loft after not having talked

Leif:

all summer. Blair says she is ending her

Leif:

engagement. She says she needs to get out of the

Leif:

city, and can he take her to the Hamptons? A

Leif:

flabbergasted Dan says they can take Rufus car,

Leif:

but fails to tell her the reason Louis blew her

Leif:

off. However, just then, Louie appears in the

Leif:

still open door. Dan hangs his head because he

Leif:

knows he's busted.

Steve:

Here's the Thing where I kind of wasn't entirely

Steve:

mad at Dan.

Leif:

He got caught up in the moment.

Steve:

He got caught up in the moment. And she didn't

Steve:

lead with Louis, blew me off tonight. She led with

Steve:

all of these other problems with him and his mom.

Steve:

Right. So like when she came in and said to Dan, I

Steve:

have to leave Louie, it didn't, it wasn't

Steve:

immediately. He didn't show up tonight.

Leif:

I thought she did mention it as one of the things.

Steve:

It's one of the things, yeah. But Dan is hearing

Steve:

this list of here are all the reasons I have to

Steve:

break up with this guy. And sure, one of them I

Steve:

had to do with, but that's one issue among many.

Steve:

So I feel like, me, a 20 year old me, that the

Steve:

person that I am currently in love with comes in

Steve:

and says all of these things, starting with I need

Steve:

to break up with Louie, his mom, blah, blah, blah.

Steve:

I'm tuning out the other stuff, like, yeah, he's

Steve:

not here because he's doing something for me. But

Steve:

that's not the first thing she mentioned. And I'm

Steve:

tuning out and I'm focusing on the things that I

Steve:

want to hear. And I'm not saying that that's the

Steve:

right thing to do. I'm not excusing Dan.

Leif:

I'm saying I think everyone gets why he did it.

Leif:

It's still a live omission and he's still fucked

Leif:

up. And he realized.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. And he realizes it right away, as

Steve:

usual. Yeah.

Leif:

But it was a very well shot. I really love the way

Leif:

the scene was shot.

Steve:

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was just so good in

Steve:

it too. Like her, her pleading with him and her.

Steve:

Yeah, I love that scene.

Leif:

Chuck and Allie are riding their bikes down the

Leif:

curvy streets back in the hills of la. Chuck is

Leif:

driving like a maniac and Allie calls him to pull

Leif:

over and tells him to take it easy. Chuck isn't

Leif:

scared of anything though and presses on

Leif:

momentarily before dropping his bike and sliding

Leif:

across the concrete, like immediately.

Steve:

Lady, I'm fine. I'm not afraid of anything.

Steve:

Dumbass. Yet another opportunity to kill off

Steve:

Chuck.

Leif:

Yeah, but Gossip Real has this to say about it.

Leif:

Often all it takes to find a new pass is to make a

Leif:

sharp turn and see what you find. But beware,

Leif:

sometimes what you're faced with is a dead end.

Leif:

We move into Act 5. Allie pulls up to Chuck, who

Leif:

seems a bit shaken up but otherwise unharmed. He

Leif:

says he could use a scotch. She tells him that he

Leif:

has an addiction to danger and it's going to get

Leif:

him seriously injured. She apparently isn't

Leif:

sticking around because she ends the date right

Leif:

then and there and hopes he'll get some therapy.

Steve:

Don't we all? Although Chuck getting therapy would

Steve:

do very little good because a sociopath can just

Steve:

fake their way through therapy.

Leif:

Yeah, she definitely notices all the red flags

Leif:

with Chuck and just. She walks away.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, a lot of people

Steve:

are thrill seekers, but some people are out here

Steve:

to fucking kill themselves, and I'm not here for

Steve:

it.

Leif:

And did you. Did you catch Chuck's misogyny in

Leif:

this scene?

Steve:

I just kind of expect him to be misogynist at all

Steve:

times as there's. I didn't. I don't know if I

Steve:

caught something.

Leif:

So he made two suggestions for getting continuing,

Leif:

on to the party. They could either walk, or he

Leif:

could drive her bike with her on the back, right?

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Not. She could drive him.

Steve:

Yeah. Not the stunt coordinator that does this

Steve:

shit for a living. I. There's a part of me that

Steve:

wonders if she did the fall. I think it would have

Steve:

been awesome if behind the scenes, she dressed

Steve:

like Chuck, did the actual stunt.

Leif:

Yeah, wouldn't, surprise me.

Steve:

Yeah, that would be really fun.

Leif:

Nate and the woman are getting dressed post sex.

Leif:

We find out that she is the actual owner of the

Leif:

house. And this is the smallest guest room, not

Leif:

the master. She declines to share her name.

Steve:

You have to go now. well, this is my house. Oh,

Steve:

poor sweet Nate. Actually, it's my house. And this

Steve:

is my smallest bedroom.

Leif:

Outside, Serena and Marshall are arguing over who

Leif:

needs the job more. And he claims he never thought

Leif:

Serena would be able to buy weed in California for

Leif:

some reason.

Steve:

Who would possibly be able to land their hands on

Steve:

weed in the state with the most weed?

Leif:

But his guilt trip works because when Serena spots

Leif:

Marilyn. Look, still looking for Patrick. She

Leif:

admits she is the one who got the pot for Pat. She

Leif:

says to pass on her resignation to Jane.

Steve:

Yeah, Serena, fuck this guy. This guy just almost

Steve:

got. Just almost got the whole fucking shit shut

Steve:

down. And just classic Serena. Oh, he said he's

Steve:

sorry.

Leif:

Okay, well, I think the line about him actually

Leif:

needing a job more got to her. Yeah, because it is

Leif:

technically true. But still fuck him.

Steve:

But still fuck him. Then he shouldn't be putting

Steve:

PAs up to do shit that'll get the whole thing shut

Steve:

down.

Leif:

Yeah, exactly like, yeah, you need this job.

Steve:

Well, find another fucking job on another set

Steve:

because you fucked this one up. Like, what an

Steve:

idiot.

Leif:

Blair is about to break up with Louie, but is

Leif:

stopped By Dan. As usual, when Dan screws up,

Leif:

he'll eventually own up to it and try to right the

Leif:

wrong. Blair asks what possible reason he would

Leif:

have to lie to her, but Dan just stares back with

Leif:

puppy dog eyes.

Steve:

And Gossip Girl has. Because I think that that's.

Steve:

That one really ties in here.

Leif:

Yeah. As the scene ends, we get lonely boy

Leif:

learning three words. Eight letters don't come out

Leif:

right when no one wants to hear them.

Steve:

I thought that worked so well. The look on his

Steve:

face and like, why would you do that? And it's

Steve:

like.

Leif:

And using the Chuck and Blair.

Steve:

Yeah. Using their classic.

Leif:

But also, if I was writing this show and I wanted

Leif:

to set up a Caesar premiere and season finale

Leif:

parallel, maybe in the season finale, she might be

Leif:

ready to hear those words.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Maybe not especially from Dan, but from someone.

Steve:

Yeah. And I don't think we've heard Louis say it

Steve:

either, have we?

Leif:

I feel like we must have, but

Steve:

ultimately, yeah, I liked how that tied back with

Steve:

the words Blair wants to hear and Dan not being

Steve:

able to say it. And obviously because I, think if

Steve:

Louis's not there, he says it.

Leif:

But that would have been a mistake.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah, but I think he would have.

Leif:

We move into the epilogue. Back on the yacht, Nate

Leif:

and Serena are lounging while being given sage

Leif:

advice from Chuck. The scene ends with a group

Leif:

hug.

Steve:

Yeah, that was cute. And too much, too much when

Steve:

they were hugging him. too much, too much.

Leif:

No touching.

Steve:

Yeah. Yes, I know your names.

Leif:

Blair is in her bathroom when Eleanor confronts

Leif:

her with a copy of what you to expect when and

Leif:

you're expecting that she found in the pantry.

Leif:

Before Blair can respond, Dorota rushes in to

Leif:

confess that she is pregnant with baby number two.

Leif:

Doroth is excited that Gossip Girl talked about

Leif:

her, and all three hug in celebration.

Steve:

That was my favorite part was Dorota being like,

Steve:

gossip Girl talked about me.

Leif:

But yeah. So two things. So, again, why would.

Leif:

Again, why. Why Dorota think Blair was pregnant?

Leif:

Because she obviously knew she was pregnant.

Steve:

Right. Also, why is Dorota leaving her book in

Steve:

Blair's room?

Leif:

No, no, that's my second what if? Why would

Leif:

Eleanor think Blair left the book in the pantry?

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Does Blair know where the pantry

Steve:

is? Has Blair ever been into her own pantry?

Leif:

The mysterious woman is on the phone with someone,

Leif:

talking about how she already made contact with

Leif:

Nate, which she didn't expect to do until she

Leif:

arrived in New York. As, she hangs up, Nate shows

Leif:

up to retrieve the cell phone that he left at the

Leif:

Party. Nate apologizes for lying. They part on

Leif:

good terms, but Nate still doesn't get that name.

Steve:

I was so annoyed with this. I was so annoyed

Steve:

because it means we're gonna have another stupid

Steve:

Nate get scammed storyline.

Leif:

Well, who do you think was on the phone?

Steve:

My one thought was grandfather. it could have been

Steve:

grandfather, but if not, it could have been the

Steve:

Buckleys if we're gonna bring that shit back

Steve:

again.

Leif:

it seems like the grandfather is safe bets. I

Leif:

don't know if anyone else actually cares enough

Leif:

about Nate.

Steve:

Right. Yeah, well, I. I. My only other thing is

Steve:

that, people care enough about grandfather to scam

Steve:

Nate to get. So my thought was either it was

Steve:

grandfather or it was someone who's trying to get,

Steve:

Like Trip or someone trying to get closer to

Steve:

grandfather.

Leif:

But Nate, as we know, Nate, has been kind of

Leif:

broken off from the family since season three.

Leif:

Since the whole thing with Trip and Serena. Yeah.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

So he hasn't really been in communication with the

Leif:

grandfather.

Steve:

Yeah. So, yeah, it makes sense for grandfather

Leif:

to be trying to weasel his way back in there.

Steve:

You know, I know how to get him back. Sexy older

Steve:

woman. I'll find a sexy older woman to seduce him.

Leif:

But was that the plan?

Steve:

I mean, I feel like it was at least part of it

Steve:

because she recognized Nate right away and banged

Steve:

him.

Leif:

But we know from that conversation the plan wasn't

Leif:

to meet him until New York.

Steve:

Until New York. But, you know, she just sped the.

Steve:

Sped the honey pot up a bit.

Leif:

Serena has cleaned out her stuff but is stopped

Leif:

from leaving by Jane. Jane says she still

Leif:

appreciates Serena's work ethic and offers a more

Leif:

permanent job working directly with Jane's

Leif:

production company.

Steve:

Good job, Serena. Yeah, and it's also funny that.

Steve:

And I guess it's a very TV thing, the assumption

Steve:

of getting fired or just like, oh, I'm going to

Steve:

resign now because I got caught doing something

Steve:

bad instead of just owning up to it and letting

Steve:

your boss decide. Yeah, just the assumption of I'm

Steve:

fired. I'm fired for giving someone drugs in

Steve:

California. Like, really? No, just don't do that.

Leif:

Presumably, Serena does have classes starting in a

Leif:

week or two, so. Well, yeah.

Steve:

Yeah. Well, I mean, but I just kind of. I also was

Steve:

wondering if she was just ready to, like, why

Steve:

continue college if you have this job? Sort of.

Steve:

Like, why was Blair continuing college when she

Steve:

was the editor of a fucking magazine?

Leif:

Well, again, so back in season three, when

Leif:

Serena's talking about dropping out the first time

Leif:

Chuck mentions, why would you know people like you

Leif:

and Me need degrees. Yeah, but she says it's an

Leif:

accessory my mom really wants me to have.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.

Leif:

She still does care a little bit about what Lily

Leif:

thinks. Yeah.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Rufus shows up the loft complaining about Lily

Leif:

going stir crazy under house arrest. He

Leif:

compliments Dan on his writing, but is confused

Leif:

about the end of the story with Blair and what

Leif:

really happened versus artistic license. Rufus is

Leif:

also shocked to learn there's a whole book. Dan

Leif:

hopes, Vanessa only leaked the one chapter and

Leif:

this is the end of it, but opens a $10,000 check

Leif:

from Barcelona and a note that reads, congrats on

Leif:

your first novel.

Steve:

You're such a fucking asshole. But also now, of

Steve:

course, Dan's gonna see this money and be like,

Steve:

oh, but it's also like, Dan, you don't need money.

Steve:

You have fucking Cece money. You have fucking

Steve:

Vander Woodson money.

Leif:

It's not the same as having your own money,

Leif:

though.

Steve:

Right?

Leif:

Especially for a person like Dan.

Steve:

Right. I know.

Leif:

But also inferior to these people.

Steve:

Right? Yes. But he always wanted to be. Be one of

Steve:

them.

Steve:

We now know Chuck and Nate are

Leif:

waiting for Serena outside the set to go back to

Leif:

New York City when Serena comes out to announce

Leif:

she won't be coming because Jane offered her a job

Leif:

this time. When Chuck offers the celebratory

Leif:

drink, Serena gladly accepts. Chuck accidentally

Leif:

showers himself with champagne and excuses himself

Leif:

to go clean up.

Steve:

Is this the. Wait, this isn't on the back of the

Steve:

yacht. Did they go back?

Leif:

No, this is at the movie set.

Steve:

At the movie set. But is this where she says, you

Steve:

should write a book?

Leif:

I think that's back on the yacht.

Steve:

Oh, okay. Yeah. People like me don't write books.

Steve:

We have them written about us.

Leif:

Chuck is alone in the dressing room and pulls up

Leif:

his shirt to reveal a huge bruise from the

Leif:

motorcycle crash. When Chuck touches the

Leif:

discoloration, he feels no pain.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

What.

Steve:

What do you. What is happening here? First of all,

Steve:

he was in an accident. He's going to be sore. And

Steve:

now, you're telling me this is the first time he's

Steve:

had his shirt off? I guess it was right at the

Steve:

party. Right.

Leif:

He's literally not feeling. This is like a day

Leif:

later.

Steve:

That's what I was thinking. That, like, a day

Steve:

later. How are you not feeling.

Leif:

He is not feeling anything.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

And that. That will be expanded on the next

Leif:

episode.

Steve:

Okay.

Leif:

He is literally feeling nothing.

Steve:

It's a metaphor. No, no, but that really happened.

Leif:

Blair is being dressed in Sophie's wedding dress

Leif:

for the Vogue Paris photo shoot. Louis finally

Leif:

stands up to his mother and tells her that Blair

Leif:

will be photographed with peonies. Eleanor, Louis

Leif:

and Sophie walk away, and the mystical seamstress

Leif:

reveals Blair is pregnant based on a tiny amount

Leif:

of growth from her previous measurements.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. Could be fucking water weight. Like,

Steve:

are you.

Leif:

Yeah, someone that's tiny. Like one or two paths

Leif:

is going to make. Like, it's going to be like a

Leif:

notable difference.

Steve:

Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Leif:

Yeah. It's just rude in general, right?

Steve:

Yes. And just rude. you'd never tell a woman she's

Steve:

pregnant. Like, it's bad enough to ask a woman,

Steve:

but to be like, nah, girl.

Leif:

And the final scene of the episode, we see Ivy

Leif:

celebrating a one month anniversary of her move

Leif:

with her boyfriend. It looks like they both work

Leif:

at a restaurant. Ivy goes off to start waiting

Leif:

tables, but is spotted by Serena, who calls out

Leif:

for Charlie. Ivy deftly drops the apron she was

Leif:

holding and kicks it under the bar. As she falls

Leif:

back into the Charlie roll, Serena hugs Ivy, who

Leif:

plays it off as weird when the manager walks by

Leif:

and tells Ivy to get to work.

Steve:

I loved Ivy in this scene. I loved the. That was

Steve:

weird.

Leif:

Just played it so well.

Steve:

Just like, let's get out of here. I fucking loved

Steve:

that. I thought she was fantastic.

Leif:

Yeah. And, then this was Gossip Girl's final

Leif:

monologue of the episode. Well, well, well, Upper,

Leif:

East Siders. I got my answer after all. And it

Leif:

turns out the only thing expanding at the Waldorf

Leif:

residence is the help. Yet all this talk about

Leif:

expecting has got me thinking about expectations.

Leif:

The thing about expectations is that most of the

Leif:

time, someone else sets them for you, yet you feel

Leif:

they've been there all along and you can't wait to

Leif:

live up to them. But just because you know what's

Leif:

expected of you doesn't mean you still can't

Leif:

surprise everyone. Nothing stays hidden for long,

Leif:

and you often find what you least expect is right

Leif:

in front of you, waiting to change everything

Leif:

forever, whether you want it to or not. XOXO

Leif:

Gossip Girl.

Leif:

That is our episode. What is coming next?

Steve:

There is going to be. Let's take it m. Step by

Steve:

step, Dan and Blair. There's going to be tension,

Steve:

but there's going to be some kind of greater

Steve:

fallout with Louis and Blair that's going to send

Steve:

her back to Dan eventually. I feel like the Louis

Steve:

thing just. She's has a foot out the door at every

Steve:

moment. Right.

Leif:

Do you wish to revise your Louis timeline at this

Leif:

point? Because you've thought it was.

Steve:

I thought he was going to be Gone by now. So

Steve:

wedding is in November, and I. One thing I have

Steve:

said all along is that we'll get a wedding, not a

Steve:

marriage. So I'm thinking that Louie's here

Steve:

probably until November. I really do believe that

Steve:

we will get closer. Although we got Blair in a

Steve:

wedding dress in this episode, and I think that's

Steve:

really what they're looking for, but I don't. We

Steve:

haven't had the re. Like a reveal of Blair in a

Steve:

wedding dress. I think that that's what they're

Steve:

going for. So if they do some other kind of dress

Steve:

thing before November, then maybe Louie's on his

Steve:

way out. But I feel like. Lou, I feel like before

Steve:

the wedding,

Leif:

I think it was. In our last episode, we talked

Leif:

about a certain episode that's going to come up

Leif:

around mid season.

Steve:

A certain episode is going to come up around mid

Steve:

season. I'm not sure.

Leif:

Any other predictions?

Steve:

I'm predicting. So Serena can't stay in California

Steve:

for long, and I'm really feeling like she's out

Steve:

there living with Cece. So I feel like something

Steve:

with Cece has to be the catalyst to send her home.

Steve:

That's. That's in my gut. I'm worried about Cece.

Steve:

We should. We should be worried about Cece. I. Oh,

Steve:

man. Just kill Chuck.

Leif:

Just kill him. Although I actually like Chuck

Leif:

himself. He's fine. Yeah. If he ignore all his

Leif:

past actions.

Steve:

Right, Right. But I'm. But how long before he

Steve:

starts being Chuck again? So I'm just. You have an

Steve:

opportunity here. You missed the last one. Nate is

Steve:

going to get played by his family again. this time

Steve:

involving an older woman. Honeypot. We're going to

Steve:

have. We do. I said Blair and Dan have to get

Steve:

together at some point. Man, now I wish I could

Steve:

remember what we talked about last week.

Leif:

Let's. Let's talk about this pregnancy timeline a

Leif:

little bit.

Steve:

Okay, so.

Leif:

So if we're taking this mystical m. Seamstress

Leif:

word, that is she is six weeks pregnant, which I

Leif:

assume we're supposed to.

Steve:

Which we're supposed to.

Leif:

Because she's magic.

Steve:

It's Gossip Girl magic. Yes.

Leif:

so we know the check from Chuck and Blair that

Leif:

they slept together on May 7 from the check at the

Leif:

bar mitzvah. So that happened on May 7th. And then

Leif:

all. All this episode, we talked about the time

Leif:

pass between the finale and the. And now as being

Leif:

all summer.

Steve:

Right.

Leif:

Which is kind of vague, but. Well, it's got to be

Leif:

at least, like, two months. But.

Steve:

But here. Well, very specifically, we have May

Steve:

7th. And then we have three weeks later.

Leif:

Yeah.

Steve:

So we know that there's three weeks right there

Steve:

and then. So at least another.

Leif:

Yeah. Which explains also the end of the semester,

Leif:

because that's the semester probably added, like,

Leif:

mid to late May.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah. And then, so that would put us. But

Steve:

that would essentially put us into June.

Leif:

Yeah.

Steve:

So we could assume that after June, probably

Steve:

another 12 weeks, like the rest of June, July,

Steve:

August, school starts back up, usually the end of

Steve:

August. But we're.

Leif:

There's usually a few episodes before school

Leif:

starts.

Steve:

There's usually a few episodes before school

Steve:

starts. I feel like we're supposed to believe that

Steve:

their college starts in September, that they start

Steve:

post Labor Day. So post Labor Day, we're looking

Steve:

at 12, 13, 14, 12, 15, 16.

Leif:

So we're not there yet. But six weeks. Plus three

Leif:

weeks, though. I mean, minus three weeks,

Leif:

actually. So there. That would make your summer

Leif:

only three weeks.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

For it to be Chuck's baby, because he's only six

Leif:

weeks pregnant and they had three weeks before the

Leif:

end of the season.

Steve:

Oh, did she say six weeks specifically to her?

Leif:

Yeah.

Steve:

Okay, so that had to be Louie. That couldn't be

Steve:

Chuck if it's six weeks.

Leif:

Yeah, if that's. If that's correct.

Steve:

Right.

Leif:

But I don't think that's what they're gonna go

Leif:

with. I think they're gonna try and make us think

Leif:

it's.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Shot shocks.

Leif:

All right, any other predictions before we go out

Leif:

to segments?

Steve:

M.

Leif:

It was a significant episode that's going to come

Leif:

up in season five, right around mid season. We

Leif:

talked about.

Steve:

It's the wedding. I keep talking about the

Steve:

wedding. Significant episode in season five. I

Steve:

mean, we've talked about Lily

Leif:

having a baby, but a specific number episode that

Leif:

would be great for a big event.

Steve:

So I'm assuming episode 11 is one of the big ones,

Steve:

which we've also discussed earlier today. Is

Steve:

terrible.

Leif:

Okay. Yes. You know or never.

Steve:

Yeah, I'm. I'm.

Leif:

Let's get it to segments.

Steve:

All right.

Leif:

Hello there, Peabody here. And this is the Wayback

Leif:

Machine for traveling through time.

Steve:

And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak chairman.

Steve:

Hello. Good boy.

Leif:

This week in Fanda, we jumped into the Wayback

Leif:

Machine to visit the Television without pity

Leif:

forums from 2011. Their overall peer pressure that

Leif:

this was a good premiere.

Steve:

It was all right.

Leif:

Set some things up.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Well directed.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

Had some good lines.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah. Had some. Really. Had some laugh out

Steve:

loud lines. Yeah.

Leif:

Some of the story lines were kind of nonsense,

Leif:

but. Yeah.

Steve:

Yeah. But we're. We're here now.

Leif:

Yeah. For some reason they seem happy about Blair

Leif:

being pregnant.

Steve:

It's that shark did not need to get jumped. No.

Leif:

So you don't think they're going to get married?

Leif:

You think she will have the b. The baby?

Steve:

I don't. I don't think she's going to have a baby.

Steve:

I can't imagine one of the non judging Breakfast

Steve:

club having a baby. I could. Let me rephrase that.

Steve:

I could imagine there being a storyline where Nate

Steve:

or Chuck had a baby that is like a storyline for

Steve:

several episodes and then they never take care of

Steve:

that kid again. And they're never meant m like

Steve:

Scott, that kid.

Leif:

Dare fans are still going strong but a lot of

Leif:

chair fans are back in the mix and excited for

Leif:

baby Bass.

Steve:

Oh no, no. Fucking God no.

Leif:

They liked the Chuck, Serena, Nate scenes in la.

Steve:

Yeah, they were great. They were one of the things

Steve:

I loved about those scenes. They were just friends

Steve:

that there wasn't scheming or flirting or any of

Steve:

that. They were just being good friends to each

Steve:

other.

Leif:

They were really happy with Serena's story for the

Leif:

first time in a while.

Steve:

Yeah, she had a good story.

Leif:

Yeah. Two back to back episodes. Good for Serena.

Steve:

Yeah. Where she wasn't. Yeah. Where she wasn't

Steve:

doing stupid, petty, dumb. She was really good and

Steve:

not falling

Leif:

for the wrong guy.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If anything, she g let the wrong

Steve:

guy off the hook. But which to me was like, oh,

Steve:

they're going to date when. When that happened,

Steve:

I'll have to double check.

Leif:

But I think this is the last time we see him.

Steve:

Actually.

Leif:

I think he's gone. Thankfully.

Steve:

I'm okay with that.

Leif:

Yeah, Dan is playing dirty. He. He is really on

Leif:

the inside now.

Steve:

Yeah, I mean I don't think he was that dirty. Like

Steve:

I said, I think he got caught up and heard all the

Steve:

things he wanted to hear and ignored the thing he

Steve:

didn't want to hear. Like I'm not mad at Dan. It

Steve:

was shitty, but I'm not mad at him.

Leif:

I'm kind of mad. I. I understand where, where he's

Leif:

coming from but I've mad at him a little bit.

Steve:

That's fair.

Leif:

And finally the fans wish the CW would release an

Leif:

inside as an actual book they could buy.

Steve:

Yeah, I agree. But then we'd all have to face the

Steve:

fact that Dan is not as good of a writer as they

Steve:

think they want us to pretend he is.

Leif:

Well, they could actually hire someone to go.

Steve:

Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Leif:

Instead of like an Intern to write from the Prof.

Leif:

Department.

Steve:

Right, Right.

Leif:

That is it for this week in fandom.

Leif:

on to episode grades. Cheer week to go first. What

Leif:

do you got?

Steve:

Solid season premiere. Felt very much in line with

Steve:

a lot of it. Good laugh out loud lines. The dumb

Steve:

stuff didn't bother me too much. I'm going to go A

Steve:

solid B.

Leif:

Yeah, like you said, good lines. I thought the

Leif:

directing was pretty good. The acting was good for

Leif:

the most part, except for, Excuse me, Marshall.

Leif:

Jane was also a little weak on the acting side.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

But yeah, B.

Leif:

Moving over to Stockwatch, who do you got going

Leif:

up?

Steve:

I'm going to start with the California crew. I'm

Steve:

going to send Serena and Chuck. Both are going up

Steve:

for having good episodes. I'm going to give Doda

Steve:

and up. Congratulations. Mazel tov on the new

Steve:

baby. I am going to give Louie and up because he

Steve:

did the thing for Dan and saved the day for Dan

Steve:

and got the girl. And I'm going to give. I'm going

Steve:

to give it to Blair too, for I'm on the fence with

Steve:

Blair because I don't think that she. I'm not

Steve:

going to give it to Blair. I feel like she kind of

Steve:

won out on some things, but I think she's more

Steve:

neutral in this.

Leif:

So

Steve:

I'm trying to think if there's anyone else that I

Steve:

want to give it to, but I can't really think of

Steve:

anyone.

Leif:

Okay.

Steve:

Oh, actually, yeah, the. I can't remember her

Steve:

name, but Elizabeth Harley's character. Forgetting

Steve:

one.

Leif:

She was unnamed. But I will spoil it now because

Leif:

we're going to learn next episode. It's Diana

Leif:

Payne.

Steve:

Okay, so Diana Payne goes up for successfully

Steve:

honey potting Nate.

Leif:

For me, I had Serena going up because she, like I

Leif:

said, she had a positive episode. Looks career

Leif:

focused instead of boy focused for once. So good,

Leif:

for her, Louie, because, yeah, he stopped the

Leif:

story and he stood up to it. Took him a little

Leif:

while, but he did eventually stand up to his mom.

Leif:

And I did give Blair the up because, yeah, she got

Leif:

what she stated she wanted.

Steve:

Yeah. Yeah.

Leif:

And, I'm not letting my shipping judge my grading.

Steve:

Ouch. Okay, you can give Blair up for me. Got to

Steve:

make a personal leap.

Leif:

It's fine to make it personal. I'm just not. I had

Leif:

Nate going up because even though it's clearly a

Leif:

scam, he had a good time this episode. I mean, for

Leif:

this episode, he went out.

Steve:

I was really on the fence about that. And I think

Steve:

I'm going to give him the up too. Just Because I

Steve:

know that he's about to suffer. Because I really

Steve:

was on the fence with Nate because he got played,

Steve:

but he doesn't know. And that's really where

Steve:

Nate's at his happiest.

Leif:

He got laid.

Steve:

Yeah. Nate having sex and not knowing he's being

Steve:

played is.

Leif:

I also had Jane going up because she seems like

Leif:

she's going to be a good mentor for Serena.

Steve:

Oh, okay.

Leif:

I did have Diana Payne going up as well. I had

Leif:

Jenny going up for being happy and being mentioned

Leif:

at a fashion school.

Steve:

Yeah, go ahead and give Jenny an up for me, too,

Steve:

for that. I forgot about her.

Leif:

I had Jeremiah Harris going up because he got some

Leif:

good burns in on Dan. I had Ally going up for

Leif:

immediately recognizing the red flags and walking

Leif:

away from Chuck.

Steve:

Yep. Yep.

Leif:

And, I added to rota because, yeah, she. She got

Leif:

baby. She's pregnant with baby number two. So.

Leif:

Congratulations.

Steve:

Congratulations.

Leif:

Who do you have going down?

Steve:

Dan lost out on everything. She, was mentioned.

Steve:

Vanessa, you fucking asshole. For all of this. I,

Steve:

also I'm going to give Rufus a down because it

Steve:

sounds like Lily's driving him crazy with the real

Steve:

house. Real house arrests.

Leif:

But luckily he has another house he can just go

Leif:

to.

Steve:

Yeah, he can just go to his son. Oh, Marshall goes

Steve:

down. Oh, also, I can't remember his name, but the

Steve:

actor, Pat Patterson. Patrick Robertson. Patrick

Steve:

Robertson because he can't smoke weed. So. Oh, and

Steve:

then also the production assistant that was the

Steve:

narc for being a narc. The one that wouldn't let

Steve:

him smoke weed. The production.

Leif:

Yeah, she was. She was from the insurance company.

Steve:

Right, right. The person from the insurance

Steve:

company who wouldn't let him smoke weed. Narc.

Steve:

She's still a narc. I don't care where she's from.

Steve:

She's still a narc.

Leif:

Okay, so that's it.

Steve:

Yep.

Leif:

All, right for me. You had him going up. I had him

Leif:

m. Go down. Chuck, because he. He is clearly going

Leif:

through some shit.

Steve:

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Leif:

He literally can't feel pain.

Steve:

Yeah.

Leif:

I had Dan going down because he screwed up.

Leif:

Marshall, going down because he's a dick. Vanessa,

Leif:

because she's a dick and was mentioned.

Steve:

Yep.

Leif:

And then also the seamstress because she was very.

Leif:

Just very rude.

Steve:

Yeah. Fair.

Leif:

That is it for my downs, though.

Steve:

But here's the best outfits from the last episode

Steve:

we seen

Leif:

on to best outfit. Who did you have?

Steve:

I liked Blair's. The white and green dress that

Steve:

she wore was going to wear to the gala that she

Steve:

wore to Dan's at The end. I like that.

Leif:

Yeah, that was the obvious choice, the Oscar de la

Leif:

Renta.

Steve:

Yeah, the wedding dress was beautiful but it was

Steve:

just creepy because that was your mother in law's

Steve:

dress.

Leif:

I also like Chuck's outfits this episode too.

Steve:

Chuck had great outfits this episode.

Leif:

Rocking the ascot again.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. Back to his. Yeah. Fred from Scooby

Steve:

Doo out of

Leif:

the fucking business suits.

Steve:

Yeah, yeah. Casual. Chuck wears ascots and leather

Steve:

jackets.

Leif:

Yes.

Steve:

He is a fucking Ken doll.

Leif:

That is it.

Leif:

For segments though, do you have anything you

Leif:

would like to plug?

Steve:

I don't have anything at the moment that I am

Steve:

looking to plug. you can however follow my TikTok

Steve:

or Instagrameve marshon M A R C H I O n and go

Steve:

ahead and give me a follow there.

Leif:

Same for me. And nothing to plug this week but you

Leif:

can follow my socials. I'm on Instagram bluesky

Leif:

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Leif:

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Leif:

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Leif:

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Leif:

you'd like to support the podcast, you can find

Leif:

them all on our website non judging breakfast

Leif:

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Steve:

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And we will be back next week to discuss Season 5

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Episode 2 Beauty and the Feast. The episode

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description reads, Nate reconnects unexpectedly

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with Diana, who offers him an exciting

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opportunity. Serena forces Charlie to decide which

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world she wants to embrace. Dan seeks out Chuck's

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help to stop the publication of his book, but

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discovers it is Chuck who needs the help. Blair's

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future sister in law, Beatrice, arrives for

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Monaco.

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Oh boy.

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Another royal fouling member.

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Another royal.

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Until next time. You know you love us.

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XOXO Every time you walk away, run

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away you take a piece of me with you there Every

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time you walk away run away you take a piece of me

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me with you there Every time you walk away or run

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away you take a piece of me with you there oh it

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seems I'm walking right to your door my heart's

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still

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resting looking for something more are you

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ever gonna see everything you mean to me I'm

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trying really hard to believe Every time you walk

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away or run away you take a piece of me with you

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there Every time you walk away or run away you

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take a piece of me with you there Every time you

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walk away or run away you take a piece of me with

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you there Never feels right when I'm out here on

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my own

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I left

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last night and it feels like way too long are you

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ever gonna see everything you mean to me I'm

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trying really hard to believe Every time you walk

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away, run away you take a piece of meat with you

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there Every time you walk away or run away you

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take a piece of me with you there Every time you

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walk away or run away you take a piece of me with

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you there come back

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to me,

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smile and you'll make my life complete every time

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you walk away or run away you take a piece of me

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with you there Every time you walk away or run

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away you take a piece of me with you you there

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Every time you walk away or run away you take a

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piece of me with you there Every time you walk

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away or run away you take a piece of me with you

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there. Every time you walk away or run away you

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take a piece of me with you there Every time you

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walk away or run away you take a piece of meat

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with you there Every time you walk away or run

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away you take a piece of me with you there Every

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time you walk away or run away you take a piece of

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me with you there.

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